Roses are red, violets are blue; You’re too f*cking sexy, what’s the matter with you?
Sweet Jesus!! We’re absolutely dropping the outdated lines, the outdated openings. We made men cringe enough, didn’t we?
I’ll show you what a proper flirty compliment for him looks like! And I don’t want you to send any of these unless you actually feel that way.
I’ve talked about the art of flirting with a guy, but I’ve also talked about how do you flirt with a guy over text. It’s not difficult as long as you don’t force anything. Now it’s time to get specific, get into the real deal baby!
Before we get into the list, we picked some flirting messages for a guy that is worth mentioning:
Our top ‘flirty texts for him’ picks
1. Flirty text for the morning: Good morning! Shining as always?
2. Flirty messages for my love (husband/boyfriend): How? How are you so absolutely gorgeous?; You’re my dearest, warmest sun. I love you.
3. Flirty texts for him at night: I’d softly kiss you good night, right now; I might just visit you in your dreams tonight, so don’t be surprised.
4. Flirty texts for a guy you just met/new guy: [song] Heard this. And I think I just found your song 😊; The damn butterflies! Thanks for that!
5. Dirty flirty text messages: I’m getting lingerie, tell me what color do you want to see me in; Tell me your fantasies, the good ones. I’m in the mood for some love-making!
6. Flirty texts to make him laugh: Oh god! Ben, you’re too handsome to handle when you wear yellow. How dare you?; Nature really took her time while making you, didn’t she!
EXTRA flirty text messages for a man/your man, any man really!
Flirty texts for a guy: a guy crush, a boyfriend, a husband, hell, even a guy friend, whoever he is!
This is a section of cute flirty text messages, flirty texts that aren’t too forward, or flirty texts for your crush, your boyfriend, your husband. You name it! The best ones, mixed up in one section. Enjoy!
- The damn butterflies! Thanks for that!
- Is this one of those good days, or are you always this close to perfect?
- What would you do, if I was in front of you?
- Sir, I have to inform you. The butterflies have officially kicked in, a good sign I’m not emotionally dead. What do I owe you?
- You found me!! Make a wish, quick! Genie emoji
- What did you think of today? You know, beside me 😅.
- My flirting is usually confused with being nice. Do you want me to be more straightforward?
- Love, wake up and have the best day ever today!
- What’s the deal with you? You’re made of sweet candy or what? You can’t be human.
- Am I seriously falling for a scientist! Unbelievable!
- You and pizza, and beer, and me. Tonight.
- Nature really took her time while making you, didn’t she!
- Roses are red, violets are blue; You’re too f*cking sexy, what’s the matter with you?
- Tell me your fantasies, the good ones. I’m in the mood for some love-making!
- I have the cheesiest line for you this morning: you’re a ray of sun, rise and shine baby ❤
- Sometimes I feel like I’m tripping. Honestly, how the hell do you do this? You’re unreal.
- I know it’s been tough for you today. I’d gladly take care of you tonight.
- My thoughts of you are getting beyond inappropriate. What are we still waiting for?
- Let’s make tonight so fun that we recall it even when we’re so old and wrinkly.
- You’re my dearest, warmest sun. I love you.
- Where have you been before?! Oh my, the years I’ve wasted!
- Let’s send the kids to [someone]’s today. I’ve got things on my mind, baby.
- How come a man like you to not be taken?
- I look like an idiot, smiling at my phone. Thanks for that!
- I’m ringing the alarm, I need your warmth asap!
- You’re so effortlessly charming. How do you do that?
- Up to hear a dirty secret?
- What would you do if I told you I’ve been a bad girl today?
- I just got out of the shower. Too bad, you’re not here to witness the ‘wet look’.
- Sexy selfies exchange?
- You’re addictive, you, sir, should be illegal!
- You’re quite something.
- I’m thinking of you. I won’t let you know of the details though.
- You’re too smart and handsome and funny to be true.
- Some dirty songs remind me of you, why do you think that is?
- You add the crazy, the joy, & the sexy to my life soup. God, I’m so glad you do!
- How? How are you so absolutely gorgeous?
- I like you back. Let’s do something about it, shall we?
- How do you think of the idea of you making my legs feel numb tonight?
- Let’s make a mess in my kitchen! 7pm, tonight?
- Hey mind invader! What are you up to tonight?
- Didn’t you get it already? I like you too, silly!
- I’ve learnt this new trick to take off my clothes. Let me know when you’re ready to witness it.
- Confession: I thought more than twice about you today…
- Good morning! Shining as always?
- You’re smart, fun, AND handsome. Seriously, where’s the catch?
- You can’t eat, drink, use your phone, nor breathe. I am basically your life now 😛
- I’m all alone, and I could use some company. I could use YOUR company…
- Do me a favor, and run less around my mind. Really, I got work to do!
- Heard this. And I think I just found your song 😊
- I might be tipsy, I also might be all alone, and definitely might be needing you to be right here, next to me. How about that, respected young sir?
- I’m in the mood for an adventure. Wanna join?
- Listen, I’d like to see your smart, handsome self tomorrow. Beer & pizza, on me!
- Are you always that fun to be around with?
- Oh my god, you have eyes! And oh my god they’re beautiful!
- I’m Netflixing, but not really chilling. Think you could help me complete the picture?
- I’m drowning in documents, pens, papers, and work. You think you could save me?
- You forgot something at my place. Come back.
- How about we meet up tonight, and see what happens in 10 beers from the time we see each other?
- I saw “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind”. I could really use some cuddling.
- You seem to be pretty good at basketball, though, I bet you can’t beat me!
- I’m genuinely wondering how you do you. Does it come naturally?
- I saw this hat today. I can swear it’d look best on you.
- Up for some troublemaking?
- I’m making cake, want to come over?
- You really like your yellow, don’t you?
- I’m clearly having a better day than you are. I want to give you some of that energy. Come over.
- This seat. You’re supposed to be sitting on this seat, Ben. Right now.
- Oh, we’d be so much trouble right now, wouldn’t we?
- Guess what you’ve been doing in my mind today 😊
- Guilty for sleeping with your sweatshirt last night. Charge me with whatever!
- Let’s have some fun. Let’s do that.
- I’ve got a bottle of expensive wine staring at me for a while now. Wanna be my partner in crime?
- Oh god! Ben, you’re too handsome to handle when you wear yellow. How dare you?
- STOP MAKING ME LIKE YOU SO MUCH!
- I saw you last night. Like, very late at night…
- Let’s both imagine we kiss, so it happens simultaneously, and we kiss but in the imagination realm.
- You’re hot.
- Some thoughts of you surprised me today. I’m usually a good girl.
BOYFRIEND or HUSBAND: Flirty messages for boyfriend/flirty texts for husband
Feel absolutely free to copy these flirty texts for him, some of which are even suitable if you’re in a long-distance relationship. I’d suggest you mention his name too, to make it more personal, you know…
- How about we make tonight our night?
- Baby, wake up! I’m horny. Want to come over?
- Can’t wait to come home, you’ve been on my mind the entire day. Get yourself ready.
- I want to be in your arms. Right now, at this very moment.
- Let’s hug and kiss longer tonight.
- I’m getting lingerie, tell me what color do you want to see me in.
- Baby, you made me proud, and happy. I’m so lucky to have you in my life!
- How about we make some fantasies come to life tonight… in bed, or couch, or…
- Tonight is going to be about you. Anything you want, baby 😘
- Come home already! Come home and take my clothes off, and let me take yours…
- I want you, right now, right here.
- I get such joy, just thinking of you!
- I’m thinking of you things I shouldn’t be thinking at work…
- It’s snowing outside, and I’d like you to… You know, do your thing with me…
- How about we ditch everything tomorrow, and spend the entire day making love, and other fun things?
- I genuinely feel at home with you.
- Imagine me doing something, and then tell me everything about it tonight. Let’s turn it into reality.
MAKE HIM SMILE/LAUGH: Flirty texts to make him laugh & smile
Guys like receiving flirty texts, especially the funny ones. The ones that make them laugh & smile. Here are those flirty texts that guys like so much:
- You’ve got too much proof of my insanity, you know too much alreaadyyy!!
- Laugh human! Laugh at my mistakes!
- Super casual: how horrible do you think my texting skills are?
- I’m trying to seduce you telepathically, is it working? 😅
- Listen, I’d love to see you again today, but you can’t look that hot, and you can’t wear that shirt again. You made it unfair last time!
- How do I flirt with you? You’re hot?
- Ben, guess the crazy thing I did today. Hint: It’s much bigger than disturbing neighbors with loud music.
- I thought of blue whales today. Oh, and chocolate, obviously… And you, of course. Get the hell out of my miiind, you intruder!
FLIRTY TEXTS AT NIGHT: Flirty texts for him to turn him on
If you’re wondering what to text a guy to make him blush, or what are some flirty texts for my boyfriend. We’re looking for the good sh*t, for the one that’ll turn him on. Please keep in mind that there’s no sense to send any of these if you don’t actually feel them!
- Since we can’t meet up, I hope I get to see you in my dreams at least.
- I want you to go crazy in my dreams tonight. Ok?
- Good night, and good sleep, beautiful minded guy!
- Cuddled up with you, is how I’d like to be sleeping tonight.
- I might just visit you in your dreams tonight, so don’t be surprised.
- I’m hugging you tight. Good night, handsome!
- I hate my bed without you in it. I hate it!
- I imagine you being here right now. Tell me what’d you do?
- It’s late, I know. But, can you come over?
- I’d softly kiss you good night, right now.
AT WORK: Flirty texts for him at work
Let’s get the flirty text at work to begin!!!
- When do you finish working today? I might have some interesting plans for tonight…
- Keep working, you’ll be getting rewarded tonight, baby.
- Having you on my mind doing all those things, is making it hard for me to do any work today.
- I’m up for an adventure tonight. Want to meet up after work?
- How’s work going? Stop working, and think about me. I am your life now.
- What’d you do if I were at your workplace right now?
- I’m sending you hugs and kisses. They’ll be traveling up to your workplace. Don’t be surprised when you feel them all of a sudden.
FLIRTY SEDUCING TEXTS: Seductive text messages for him long distance
- This section is made of flirty texts to make him want you. Well, to seduce him. Especially if you’re in a long-distance relationship.
- Guess, what’d make my day better today?
- Get out of my mind, and come to my bed 😁
- What would you do if I were close to you at this very moment?
- You should wear a warning that says “Turns you on, and doesn’t let you concentrate on anything!”
- You haven’t met my bed yet. I’d love to introduce you two tonight when you come over!
- It’s ridiculous! You’re all I can think of today.
- You’re too hot. It’s killing me!
- If you guess exactly what I’m thinking of you, we’ll get to do exactly that once you get to visit me.