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  • Kenny

    Just because I'm in a bathtub doesn't mean I don't know what's up, ladies. It just means I look good in a bathtub. I'm married, so I have a totally different view of these things. I know more than anyone what makes a guy put a ring on it, and can help you figure that out, too. Send me the details and I'll take care of the rest. And don't even think about texting him until we've figured out what to respond and when.

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  • Ben

    Hey there. I'm kind of a douchebag, who knows many other douchebags. If you are having a douchebag situation, hit me up. Pretty sure I'll be able to tell you exactly what's going on. Oh and for the record, it's not that I don't like you, I just have a short attention span.

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  • Tim

    Communication between the sexes can be complicated, so consider me your translator. I'm the Nice Guy, but will give you the honest (if brutal) truth. What he said or did and what you think he said or did, can be very different things. I'll decode those messages and signals so you know where you stand, and what to do.

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  • Chris

    Hey there! Do you have a dude dilemma? Maybe I can help. Lisa and Carrie (the HeTexted girls) told me they wanted me as a Bro because "I have a good perspective on love and the art of connection". I work with HeTexted.com at a start-up campus in NYC called General Assembly. I'm usually busy teaching class about media & technology, but in my free time I'm happy to help debug your love life. Anyway, send me the question and let's get your answer! Tip: Good spelling! Keep it relatively short! The longer questions are more difficult for me to get back to, but I'll try my best. At the top of your message please include your age, dating status, a subject line that summarizes your question.

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  • Brian

    I know something about guys. After all, I’ve been one my entire life. Having played the game, I know when the hunt is on, when to call it off, and when you’re being kept on the backburner. It’s always harder to look at your current situation and see what’s really going on. That’s why I’m here. Hit me up ladies!

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  • Jared

    Hey girls! I'm Jared Freid and I'm a stand-up comedian and writer based in NYC. If anyone knows the mentality of a "Bro" and whether his texts are for real, it's the J-Train. I'm currently a featured writer for TotalFratMove.com and I've written in the past for such sites as, BroBible.com and TheSportsHub.com. I've done internet dating, blind dating, fix ups, and even the occasional perusal of the "Missed Connections" section on Craigslist. Ask me your dating questions and be ready for brutal honesty and perspective from the Bro who knows Bros. Follow me on Twitter at @jtrain56.

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  • Ian

    I'm a columnist for AskMen.com and a co-founder of datesocial.co, a new way for singles to meet in the Washington, DC area. I'm what those who know me refer to as a 'mostly reformed asshole'. Not so long ago I had no shame whatsoever in using every dirty trick or mind game in the book if it meant making it to the bone yard. I'm married now, but still (so I'm told) enough of a jackass that I can see through the tactics of even the shadiest Bro.

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  • Josue

    I know guys inside and out, literally. Not only have I dated them all-- from Man Slut to Mr. Monogamous --I have also played the roles myself. The truth is, gay or straight, Bros are Bros. As a real insider, I'm here to read between the blurry digital lines of sex and love.

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  • Mason

    They call me the Dude Whisperer. Seriously. Is a dude acting weird and you need help deciphering his messages? Or maybe he's sending you mixed signals. No worries. I'm here for you, and can help figure out what's really going on... So send me your questions and let's get some answers...

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  • James

    I'm a NYC player that somehow still spends at least one night a month crying while watching a RomCom. Tell me about your elusive crush and I'll teach you how to make him settle down and keep his gaze fixed on you. Btw, I look pretty hot in a tux. Give me the details of your situation, and I'll get you some answers.

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